Welcome to newz.net.au!
We don’t think this needs to be said but we are obviously not a serious news organisation.
Nothing you will find among our stories is true. None of our quotes have been truthfully sourced and none of our facts have been checked. In fact, many of our articles are not even founded in reality.
You may occasionally find a picture or a video that is real, sure, but nothing we have to say about it will be.
If we are being totally honest here, we are simply making sensationalist shit up.. Maybe that makes us more like a serious news organisation that we first thought but we’re OK with that.